Patient: “What happened to your face?”
House: “I was mowing the lawn, when the phone rang.”
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Adam Backstrom
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Adam Backstrom
“I will look at everything around me / and I will vow to bear in mind / that all of this was just someone’s idea / it could just as well be mine.” — Ani DiFranco, Alla This
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A fortune: “A ship in harbor is safe, but that’s not why ships are built.”
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“Time is an illusion. Lunch time, doubly so.” — Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Jenny 8:39 pm on March 18, 2008 Permalink
that is a nice fortune.
justin got one the other day and i can’t remember what it was word for word, but it basically meant, “at least you have your health, since you have nothing else in your pathetic life”